2007-04-11

Qué cabrón

Qué cabrón es House y qué me gusta. Tiene algo de superhéroe de la Marvel : House cura a todo el mundo, pero no puede curar su propio dolor. Me encanta su mala leche.



Algunas frases del Dr.House:

* (a un paciente) ... ¡Está usted naranja, imbécil! y que usted no se dé cuenta, pase, pero si su mujer tampoco ve que ha cambiado de color es mala señal...

* Dr. House: El 30% de los padres no saben que están criando al hijo del otro
Dr. Foreman: He leído que la paternidad falsa no pasaba del 10%
Dr. House: Eso es la cifra de las madres

* (a una paciente embarazada de su ex novio) ¿Su ex novio se parece a su marido? Pues tenga el niño, no se enterará. Pasa en las mejores familias, querida. ¿Por qué no en la suya?

* (Dr House a una monja): Ira, orgullo, envidia, gula... Lleva usted cuatro de los siete pecados capitales en dos minutos. ¿Registran ustedes los records? ¿Hay Católicolimpiadas?

* (House a un paciente sorprendido porque le ha dado unas pastillas sexualmente estimulantes): Por qué no. Si la diabetes le ha afectado al corazón, morirá. Si no, sábado sabadete.

* (House a una residente que le dice que está leyendo un cómic mientras habla con ella): Y tú estás enseñando las tetas con ese top tan escotado. Oh perdona, creí que era un concurso de obviedades, soy muy competitivo.

24 comentarios:

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Hola Cani, el Doctor Gregori House, es un crack, me encanta la serie, hacia años que no me enganchaba a una serie y con esta todos los martes estoy puntual ante la tele, no se si es que soy un poco cabrón o que me gusta que alguien no vaya por la vida de guay, la vida es dura, y hay que intentar divertirse, pero, no sin saber lo que pasa a tu alrededor,

tambien me gusta mucho Arturo Perez Reverte, ¿lees la columna del XL EL SEMANAL??

es esta dirección:
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bueno, un abrazo, cuidate campeon

Rubén de Alicante

PD. por cierto, ¿vais a venir por Alicante???

Anónimo dijo...

Me gusta la columna de Perez Reverte. A veces m siento identificado. A veces, eh.
POr Alicante si vamos creo que es por noviembre.
Ya avisremos por la web. Nos vemo

Anónimo dijo...

hola me llamo alex o alexdrago kiero k sepas k house es uno de mis idolos.Solo tengo dos:un profeor ke tenia y house si kieres hablar mi correo es alexdrago@hotmail.com

Anónimo dijo...

hola,yo me llamo jada y me encanta mucho dr. house. el es mi idolo yo lo amo.....yo soy italiana y perdoname por mi espanol,non correcto.....tu has msn respuende xfavor.....beso jada

Desirée dijo...

Hola Canijo eres un crack, me encanta tu chirigota, es buenísima... A mi me pasa como a ti, soy de Coria del Río (Sevilla) pero en febrero me vuelvo gaditana, me encanta House, es otro crack. Espero que este año tb os llevéis el 1º premio en el Falla!!!

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